Freaky Friday
Friday, February 27th, 2009So today I am posting a few items that have been e mailed to me recently. I get quite a few e mails everyday, but for some reason the past two days I have gotten some really strange one’s. The first is this video of some random kid lip syncing to an amazing song, check it out…
This next e mail is from a random fan of Shawn Watson and his new 2009 set up. TW, (initials of the gentlemen who sent me the e mails, I want to keep him anonymous) if you see this post, I am not saying anything bad, I just want to share your ideas man. I think you are brilliant and have a ton of knowledge that needs to be shared with the world. However, you may want to spell check and grammar check. You seem to have a lot of run on sentences and fragment sentences as well. But I am not an English teacher, so who am I to judge.
Hey corky im not sure if ur the man i need to get a hold of or not but i have a great idea for you. First i should introduce myself my name is T W and i have an excellent idea for you to work on because this is an idea i do not want or need investors for it is a strictly non-profit organization. Still interested? well here it goes all i need and i do happen to have my father on my side whose P.H.D. is in microwave technology so all i would like to create is a water proof headunit with a microphone perhaps to go on the end of the liquid tunes mp3 player and i will handle the rest because i am working on lyrics for how to wakeboard being an aspiring hip hop artist and i was wondering if i could name the mixtape liquid force after of course my favorite board the watson… its design is incredible props to shawn. so anyways let me continue i really think that if me and my father or perhaps a friend sat down for a couple days with proper funding u would find that the desogn is quite simple. Let me explain my father designed a antennae to communicate with the rover that repairs the international space station so if there are antannae that powerful there probably is antennae that can mimic sound that is uttered through this amazing thing called my mouth… i would tell you i want it to communicate with the tower speakers on my boats which i am planning on repairing the and mimicing when i try to create the perfect wakeboarding engine using clean coal technology you could call it the unsinkable ship but you and i both know that there are plenty of boston whalers which dont even sink when you cut them in half and who cares about floating anyways thats what life jackets are for. So i am enstilling a lot of trust in you now to not ruin my plans in life but i was actually planning on competing with Nautique boats by bringing back the Super AIR hull that was retired in 2006 yes 7 years was a long run but i plan on keeping the dream alive as my brother Hakeem would say. So as i continue with my temporary retirement from wakeboarding as i have been officially shafted by the wakeboarding team here at Texas Tech “i payed 200 dollars to ride () times?” i guess my cash down payment was not enough insurance that i would not injure myself again on a wakeboard. o well lesson learned i guess theres just nothing like The Creek but actually i was interested in getting an invitation to the brostock after this microphone technology is created. Why u might ask well i must let you know that Jeff Williams sister is named Kathy and she is my aunt and she has dedicated her life to working with children with disabilities and im sure there are deaf kids out there wakeboarding and if there arent then there should be however it seems a little too hard to make it possible for a blind boy or girl who has never seen to wakeboard and i just wanted to be in charge of that non-profit orginization. So now the only question i have to ask you is “Is it impossible for a man or woman who has gone his or her entire life without seeing anything to walk on water?” and the answer is well the closest we have come to that is barefoot skiing however i dislike that sport its time for the people to start realizing that when we are asked that question we say HELL NO we glide fly tilt and twirl on water and its time to make a blind ballerina if u catch my drift. So anyways… my aunt will continue training the blind to read brail and the deaf to sign however my life is merelely dedicated to teaching those kids to learn how to jump the wake so please hold your sponsorships i merely make the boats well that is whenever i can learn how to fiberglass well enough to i changed majors when i dropped my courses at tech and decided to save enough money to make my way to florida and learn about marine engines. If this isn’t the man you have been looking for to add as a member of your team i dont know who is i will continue to battle the hyperlite and ronix men the best way i know how by putting a big liquid force wrap on every boat i continue to repair that is if i am allowed to.
Continuing to think.
Your Bro
TW






















