Recent Interview with SPY:
Humor is perhaps Shane’s most admirable quality, right behind his ability to do double rolls and man-handle adult beverages. Kicking-off something we’d like to call SPY FIVES, Shane dishes the dirt on BROstock and further confirms that men with mustaches have more fun.
TOP 5 COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR MUSTACHE:
1-Can I have a mustache ride… No, seriously…
2-You look like Ron Jeremy
3-Good mustaches show an alpha male
4-Can I touch it
5-Is it real?
TOP 5 THINGS ABOUT BROSTOCK:
1-It’s a never-ending party all day long
2-Bro Babes. They’re a little classier than your usual pro-hoe, and they know how to party!
3-Jersey Joe! He is the #1 Brostocker
4-The Double-Up contest. There’s a lot of good riders who end up pulling some crazy sh*t.
5-Mr. BROstock. Every year we pick the person who parties the hardest and it’s always an honor to be in his presence
TOP 5 PICKUP LINES TO USE AT BROSTOCK:
1-I have been to every BROstock since it started, not many people can say that…
2-I hang out with Shawn Watson all the time…
3-Oh, Shane and Bob? I hang out with them all the time…
4-Wanna check out my boat?
5-I am not pro, I don’t know Shane, Bob, Watson or have a boat, but this is my first time here… Wanna party? (This might be the best one too, depending on the confidence you have when delivering it)