Thing about living on Lake Hiawassee
Best: Nobody else is ever on the lake so it’s always flat and good conditions
Worst: The reason nobody is on the lake is because there’s a golf course on it that pulls from it to water the course, which has caused the lake to drop almost 10 feet. It’s probably gonna dry up by this time next year unless we get some serious rain this year
Part of having your younger brother be a bartender downtown
Best: He actually manages a bar downtown so it’s nice; free food and drinks, what more could you ask for?
Worst: He’s always wanting me and the crew to come to the bar, which leads us into being downtown way too much
Best: Cold pizza
Movie you’ve seen recently
Best: Django Unchained
Worst: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
Wakeboarder to fly with
Best: Shane Bonifay, for some reason we always manage to travel together and find a way to have a good time while doing so
Worst: Chad Sharpe, either he’s got a chew in and has his spit cup right next to you that could fall on you at any moment or if he’s a had a drink or four theres a good chance he could piss off a flight attendant and kicked off the flight
Pickup line you’ve actually used
Best: I’m going outside to make out, care to join me?
Worst: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
Pickup line used on you
Best: Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again?
Worst: Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby I’m lost at sea
Memory from all the LF trips to Lake Powell
Best: Everytime I’ve been there I’m in awe of the surroundings, feels like you’re on another planet with the crazy big walls and narrow passageways to ride through
Worst: Having to wake up at 5 in the AM to ride and shoot after the shenanigans that went down just hours earlier
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